Shortest hike ever facts:
- Time spent on hike: MAX 30 minutes. Cause of failed hike? Torrential downpour/path washed out/branches falling and shattering yards away.
- Strangers also attempting the un-attemptable: 0
- Slips and falls: 3. Luckily none in the water.
- Owen Wilson "wow" proclamations: 7
- Days since shoes have been clean again: 0
For those that want to see what we should have done go here.