The quick and dirty.
- Falls: MIRACULOUSLY NONE but also the whole thing is paved so that would be extra embarrassing.
- Times that the phone almost fell out of hands because of wind: 5,056 give or take 56. Amount of white knuckles because of that: 13, toes count too right?
- Selfie sticks unintentionally acting as weapons: 4
- Jeans: 2. Jorts? 16. and that's low balling it.
- Views: 100 and black sand beaches at the bottom
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